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chang he

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Join date : 2007-08-02
Age : 32
Location : sarawak

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PostSubject: Funny marriage..   Funny marriage.. EmptyMon Sep 24, 2007 8:44 pm

Marriage consist of 3 kinds of ring
1st engagement ring
2nd wedding ring
3rd suffering

Before marriage. .
Darling here.. darling there...
After marriage.
Baling here... baling there..

Before marriage. .
U DIE,i'll die with u .
After marriage.
"U die, up to u. "

Before marriage. .
U go anywhere. . I follow u.
After marriage. . .
U go anywhere. . up to u.
soo long married. . .
U go anywhere better get lost!!

Before wedding
u are my heart, u are my love"
After wedding
"u get on my nerves. "

Before wedding
"u are sweet and kind just like
After wedding
"u are worse than godzila"

Before wedding
Roses are red, violets are blue. Like
it or
not, I'm
stuck with u
After wedding
Roses are dead, I watch blue.U get on
my head, I
will sue u

Before wedding
Every dating he brings u to Shangri-La
After wedding
U want to go, he says u 'wait-la'

Before wedding
She looks like Anita Sarawak
After wedding
Don't know whether 'katak or

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