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PostSubject: sMELLy PoEMS~   Thu Aug 16, 2007 2:50 am

Excellent poems by not so famous poets...found on toilet doors and

A budding poet trying his best...

Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

Another to be poet, he wrote this below that...

Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted

Someone who had a different experience wrote,

You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!

Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in toilets.

I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.

There are also people who come in for a different purpose...

Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls...

And finally, this should teach some a lesson...

Sign seen at a family restaurant toilet wall:

The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim
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PostSubject: Re: sMELLy PoEMS~   Fri Aug 17, 2007 3:27 pm

affraid sory... post cho place jor... afro
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